WHAT DAY IS THIS

Seems like I would know, but I woke up this morning with no idea what day it is. Not just independent day, but which day of the week. I'm ready to go, and behind schedule, but it's hard to motivate when the sun is out, the fans are going, the squirrels are feeding, doves are perched above the trays. Oh well, adultism is about making choices, I guess.